Today on The Facebook, I saw sombody make the comment “I had a popsicle once that stuck to my tongue and lips and ripped off a bunch of skin…Owch!” Now, while I’m not privy to the details of the situation, I suspect that the icy treat in question did not spontaneously animate and attack the person’s tongue and lips. Instead I’m guessing that the person panicked and injured themselves, and instead of taking responsibility for their actions they chose to blame and inanimate object… just a hunch.